{"id":13734,"date":"2022-03-24T13:33:29","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T18:33:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sageworld.com\/blog\/?p=13734"},"modified":"2022-03-21T13:33:46","modified_gmt":"2022-03-21T18:33:46","slug":"the-birds-work-for-the-bourgeoisie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sageworld.com\/resources\/index.php\/2022\/03\/24\/the-birds-work-for-the-bourgeoisie\/","title":{"rendered":"The Birds Work for the Bourgeoisie."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Did you know that pigeons are liars? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let me explain. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

They\u2019re secretly spying on us. All birds are. Birds aren\u2019t real and never have been \u2013 at least, not since the 1970s. But our story starts further back in 1947 when the C.I.A. was founded. The goal of the C.I.A. has always been to collect intelligence to ensure the security of the United States and provide information regarding the U.S.\u2019s foreign policy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As the decade ended and the second world war was behind us, the threat of communism was rising. The Korean War had just begun as North Korea invaded South Korea, and Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were arrested and executed for suspected espionage. The government decided that birds had to go. Using a specially formulated bird poison that replicated and spread to other birds, they killed every bird in the United States. That\u2019s 12 billion birds from between 1959-2001. So, you may find yourself asking, if the government killed birds, then why am I watching them outside my window right now? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That\u2019s because they\u2019re surveillance drones. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

That\u2019s right. Birds aren\u2019t real \u2013 literally. They\u2019re sophisticated drones made by the government to spy on the general population. The C.I.A. decided that it needed a way to keep tabs on the population, especially in the age of McCarthyism and the red scare. As the program grew, so did the need for different types of birds. For example, owls are night surveillance drones, bluebirds are retina scanners, and pigeons are city surveillance drones. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The government watches everything you do: going to work, brushing your teeth, printing t-shirts, and selling pens. For years, our rights have been violated \u2013 they see everything from above, all without our consent! But don\u2019t worry because a movement has started, and we are the brave voices that work hard to take this country back. Together we will take our privacy back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We will not bow down to these overlords!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What happens if you\u2019ve encountered a bird in your life? First, just stay calm. <\/em>Remember to breathe. Look the bird directly in the eyes and say the following statement confidently:<\/a> \u201cI know your secret. I know that you are a surveillance drone in disguise. I know that behind those beady eyes are cameras, soaking up data and sending it to the pentagon. I am onto you. I know you\u2019re not real.\u201d This will assert your dominance over the drone. You are superior. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Remember: if it flies, it spies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For more information about these invasive drones, check out the movement website here. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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